February 2012
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“Making mistakes is part of learning to choose well. No way around it. Choices...”
– Brandon Mull (via infinitives)
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Gunnen (Dutch)
nootherwordstosay:
To allow someone to have a positive experience, especially if that means you won’t have it (always with an element of sympathy).
I just want to pin you down with your stomach on...
I want this bet to end
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Anonymous asked: Which Tenga model do you own?
I think I do things a lot thinking they will make...
Like yell “random hard on”
Or
“Omg you think he’s cute? I can’t see his face - HEY! Oh yeah he’s cute”
I had a hard on after I got out of the shower in...
This old man next to me smells like death. His...
Confessions of a NSA Guy #49
nostringsattachedguy:
Even though I myself had done it before… I just want everyone to know that you shouldn’t give up on love.
Just because I went on a slut streak and fucked just about every type of guy there was out there in the time I had doesn’t mean that I don’t know about the sanctity of a caring, loving relationship. For all the ex boyfriends who messed you up mentally, who made you...
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gideonparanoid:
Starry K - Old Metal Gear.
I’ve...
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Tiny Story #2
pnoiknight:
I know you probably think we don’t know each other very well…
But I love you
Because even when your parents are disappointed in you
Or when you have a bad break up with a significant other
Or when you have a big fight with your friends
Or when you can’t seem to live up to others’ expectations
Or when you beat yourself up
You still try. Every moment you’re alive means you’re...
Watchbre-bear:
ilovliltunechi:
wishingfortheperfectlife:
c-vanityshoppe:
thedreamcatcherr:
DEAD.
Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
this is the funniest stuff i’ve ever seen
so many tears!!
HAHAHAHAH
I want to pin you up against the wall, pull off...
but I can’t… and it sucks monkey balls
I'm sorry tumblr... I'm too tired and I can't...
I’ll do this again sometime. I hoped you liked the stories I came up with so far.
@r0b0h
Rob Oh met Christopher Julian Asuncion.
@majd3st1ny @turtlet0ny and @drupaguud
“Hello Desmond, Tony, and Dru I’d like to play a game. You have all ignored your own self needs in order to help others. Well it turns out that doing this has made you into self martyrs. I guess it’s time for you to decide if giving up your own lives is worth it for another. In each of your chests is a key unlock the contraptions on your head. In the next 10 minutes they will go...
@fattykevkevs & @keviidances
It was the dead of night. The smell of dew was beginning to coat the cold air. Fireflies were drifting with the wind imitating the star filled skies. Two strangers were quietly walking down the same road in opposite paths. When their eyes met the wind suddenly shifted.
“So they’ve finally come after me…” Kevin unsheathed both his swords and got into his stance....
@keviidances
[Must be read in a Austrailian accent while playing This Kiss by Faith Hill]
The lights were flickering. There Kevin sat on a circa 1987 style beanbag as he was on his third strip of that zebra bubble gum with the tattoos on the wrapper. He incessantly temporary-tattooed the planes of his inner thighs but was in much despair as all he wanted was a tattoo with words of hope.
Suddenly, there was...
@jiyanyansan
A young man stood there. His entire world had just been flipped over. The tsunami had destroyed his home, killed everyone he knew, and washed away all of his memories. He couldn’t remember anything, but standing in the water ankle deep on the paved streets, he knew that something horrible had happened.
He wasn’t even sure that the house he washed up beside was even his. The bodies of...
OK STOP LIKING THAT POST CUZ IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE...
@sweetpanda10
It was dark. Darwin was alone in his room typing away on chat, scrolling through his tumblr, when he heard a strange noise from the hallway. He leaned his head over to see what it was but could only see a dark shadow. He squinted his eyes to try to see what it was, but all he could see was the dark shadow. He called out to it, but the dark shadow stayed where it was.
Then it stepped towards him....
@hardlazerwarbeardeathmachine
There once was a land where people’s souls were never inside of them, but were made into a manifestation of their personality. The people of this world called them Links. For some, their links were a pocket watch, a fan, a pair of headphones, or even glasses. If a person’s link were ever taken from them the would fall into a deep coma and if left without a soul for too long, they would...
@lalaliaaah
Alliah was a young priestess far off in the country. Her abilities as healer and teacher spread far and soon many followers came to her for guidance. Some say that her powers were granted by Goddesses of Life and Death. Other’s believed that her practices were blasphemy, that they bent the very will of the gods in her favor. Those who knew her could never tell you what she was really like.
...
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@mikey-t
There once was a power magician named Michael Tanori. He fought evil with his mystic staff of justice, but when the world was in its darkest hour, he vanished and left only his ancient tablets of destiny for those brave enough who would take on his duty as savior of mankind. At least, that’s what the legends say.
What many people don’t know, is that he never vanished. On a not too...
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